Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Awkwardness

Image hosted by Photobucket.com I’m sure all of us have experienced moments when we would wish that we can just disappear instantaneously instead of having to watch ‘inappropriate’ instances uneasily.

In short, don’t you ever wish you don’t have to experience AWKWARD MOMENTS???

Here are some (of the millions) I consider under this category:

~ When someone keeps on talking w/ wrong grammar… AND with confidence! (“1 plus 1 is equals to”, “we will be going to discuss about…”, “…and that is what we called the photosynthesis”, etc)

~ When you are watching personalities make a fool of himself/herself (Christian Bautista/Rico Yan (RIP) dancing)

~ When you are in a mall and someone asks you directions, shoe sizes, etc; mistaking you for sales lady/clerk.

~ When an important person (like a big boss) is delivering a joke that is stomach-achingly-not-so-funny.

~ When a saliva drop dives out of your mouth while you are talking to someone. You both know it happened but you both pretend you did not see it.

~ When you are eating in a food court/restaurant and you have to share a table with a stranger.

~ When you come across an old acquaintance and you have nothing to talk about.

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There's more to come....
 

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