Apartment for Rent

A friend of mine was looking for an apartment in Canada, while browsing through the net, he found this ad and he said he had to stop and drink a glass of water then read the ad all over again.

When I got to the second sentence of the ad, I can't help but imagine an eclipse and heard "Time Space Warp ngayon din!" I had to stop everything that I was doing, stop the music, ignore the whole world, and pretend to be stuck in a world where all I had to do to survive was try to comprehend what I was reading.

I just had to share this to everyone!

This home is extensive with an area and a living room open very great of the kitchen, 3 dormitories, 3 bathrooms and one guarida one. The great patio ignores beautiful a great lake. Carport extended, stoppers of the hurricane, increased the illumination, the servant of the closet in the main dormitory, the wood blinds, the cabinets extended in kitchen and the site of the laundry, screen door that slipped of order in the lateral entrance. It includes the guarantee. The home is under 5 years and is near the Turnpike, of the freeway of Sawgrass and the I-95. Restaurants new and purchases of the strip within the distance that walks. We have each convenience that you could always wish. We have a friendly community of neighbors. Portions of activities such as passages, bingo, klutch of the coffe divided groups that roll and for every holiday. The restaurants, the post office and the warehouses are within distance that walks.

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Hey Neil, thanks for sharing this and GOOD LUCK on finding an apartment better than this one!!! HAHAHA.

6:15 AM

It’s 6:15 AM – and guess what, I am already facing my computer – IN OFFICE!

Woke up at 5:15AM (thanks also to my officemate for double checking that I did wake up hehehe), took a shower and left home 5:45 AM. Since I rode a cab that early, my usual 1.5 hour long ride was cut short to the rush-hour free 20 minute dash.

Unlike any ordinary day, the building security was still not checking bags and do not even care about people coming in or out the premises.
Unlike an ordinary day, I arrived earlier than our office security guard. The usual “Good morning Ma’am” became “Good morning po!” while in a shocked face because he was still in his civilian uniform when he saw me.
Unlike an ordinary morning, the office door was still locked and a guard had to open it up for me. I AM THE FIRST PERSON IN OFFICE. Well, not literally, I am the first employee in office.

The facilities staff is still mopping the floors, the aircond is still ‘warming up’ (what an ironic statement), and it feels more of a hot, humid, vacuum work area at this very moment.
They are also setting up for a morning event at 8AM, where everyone will get free breakfast from Mcdonalds. They are sound checking, network checking, cleaning, while some jazz music is playing in the background (Huh? Jazz music? Yeah, I guess the ‘facility man’ is more musically cultured than most people) –
Jazz music, this was soothing – especially for someone like me who only had a few hours sleep last night.

Soothing… Relaxing… Zzzzz…

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8 more hours

Wordless Wednesday

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"40" Questions

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?

Of course.

If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?

With someone who loves grocery shopping.

3. It's your best friends birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?

Of course. Love giving away gifts, with or without an occasion.

4. You win the lottery. Lump sum or small payments over a period of time?

Small payments over a period of time.

5. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?

I like it in ‘background’ level; unless I am angry and driving … then BANGING LOUD would probably be more fit.

6. Are you a beach person or a snowy mountain person?

Definitely a snowy mountain type.

7. When do you brush your teeth?

After eating breakfast, after eating lunch, and before going to sleep.

8. Can you watch scary movies alone?

Nope.

9. Soft bed or firm?
SOFT and big.

10. Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?

Home as long as I have ETC and AXN with me.


11. What's one of your worst memory?
The one that involves two J’s and a million half-truths.

12. Do you like to keep the peace or be confrontational?

Confrontational for the first 5 minutes then keep the peace.

13. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?

A few close friends whom I am comfortable talking to.

14. What are your plans for October?

Away, with someone.

15. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
LA.

16. What is your ideal profession?
Business woman: Flower Arrangements and Decorations

17. Are you close to your Mom and Dad?
Half.

18. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
Fear of eating alone.

19. Are you good at math?

Okay with it. I adore physics though.

21. Is there anyone that you regret ever meeting?

Nope. You can just delete them in your life anyway. :)

22. Rate the top 5 piercing's one could get on the opposite sex?

What?

23. Would you rather have roommates orlive alone?

Fun room mates!

24. Do you like any of your friends a little more than just a friend?

Hmm. You should always start as friends right?

25. Do you like to drive?

Love it only on Sundays.

26. Ever let gay Jimmy from eSellOut.comtry to virtually PIMP you out?

who???

27. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?

Magpapa-party! :)

28. Do you give money to homeless people when they ask?

No. I just support charity works instead.

29. A weekend in Las Vegas or Miami?

Vegas! ;)

30. When you go to the store, do you have a list or just buy random things?

Always have a list.

31. What do you wear to sleep in?

Night shirt or less. ;)

32. You have 3 months left to live, what do you do?

T-R-A-V-E-L!!!

33. You're having a bad day, what one thing can make your day better?

Ice cream and a real friend is perfect!

34. Tanning bed?

Never.

35. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?
Bigger eyes I guess.

36. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?

Sino kilala ko dito?

37. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?

Be ‘actually’ working.

38. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you want that information?

This is a hard one… I think I don’t wanna know.

39. What is your favorite breakfastfood?

Butter toast and cold chocolate drink.

40. Your phone rings at 4 am, who do you expect it to be?

Some drunk friend… my choices would be Prek or Rigel. :P

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Maki-survey na rin kayo.

Sino Sikat?

My friends invited me to watch the album launch of a new band - “Sino Sikat?”
One of the band members was an acquaintance back in college and we had common friends; aside from the fact that we were in the same course in UP Diliman.

PINOY SOUL: this is what Sino Sikat? is all about. I love it!





It was also refreshing to see some old friends who were once close buddies back in the college days. We’re now busy with work or some, still with school, but somehow, we’re still the same people who were friends since the late 90’s/early millenium. Hehehe.

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Love. Friendship. Music.

Swabe.

Wordless Wednesday

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More Than Meets the Eye

I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOVE THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE!!!

It’s so A-M-A-ZINGGGGGG!!! The details were so intricate, from the way they transform, the gears that move on their joints, down to Bumble Bee’s car freshener “Bee-otch!” The plot was also sufficient and funny. I have never imagined Robots could be so fun! For a while I thought the movie would be a cliché when there was an attempt for the usual “lover’s kiss before we part ways and possibly die” scene… but good thing, they didn’t kiss. Whew. That would have turned me off from the movie.

Anyway, I noticed there wasn’t any Decepticon symbol seen. BTW, Megatron is really frightening. Optimus Prime, I think you are a “crushie” material. Hahaha! Imagine that!

My most favorite scene was when the Robots were hiding across the yard/house. HAHAHAHA!

Love it love it love it!

(If someone could give me a photo of that, scene, I would forever be grateful to you.)

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I am definitely watching it again (and again and again…). : )